trumpolining 

Trumpolining is when someone points out something pretty diminishing about you so you bounce back with a completely irrelevant fact that shouldn't make any difference and people side with you anyway.

'You've been accused of tax fraud since 1978.'
'But my hair looks better'
*Applause*
"What a trumpolining bastard"

trumpolining by OzzyBozzer June 22, 2018

Trampolining 

Something that SNL made up: Boys sit on a one story roof, while a girl jumps up and down on a trampoline and gives him head while she's in the air. When a girl has trampolined 10 guys, she gets a Silly band

did you see SNL last night, with the skit with the trampolining and souping? we should do that

Trampolining by SarafinaImelza December 26, 2010

trampolining 

(v.) the act of holding a shirt over ones genitals whilst whipping one's hips and external genitalia in the direction of said shirt, thereby creating the effect in the shirt that is seen on the underside of a trampoline when teenagers jump on it

Jeph, in a celebratory action, pulled down his pants, held his Chrebet jersey taught over his genitalia, trampolining it in front of everyone watching the game.

trampolining by Poundtowner January 18, 2010

Trampolining 

A male sits on the roof of a one story house while receiving oral sex from a female jumping on a trampoline. When a female trampolines 10 males she receives a bracelet. Alas, the silly band was formed.

She was just trampolining Colton!

No wonder she has so many fluffy dolphins!

Trampolining by SamF104 December 26, 2010

Trampolining 

(v.) The act of jumping on a trampoline

Also known as "to trampoline"

I'll get better at trampolining eventually...

Trampolining by Samel Camel October 16, 2011

Trampolining 

Jumping on the trampoline

Honestly, this was a dare from my friend who was FaceTiming me and she said "Are you still trampolining?" When I was on the trampoline and I was like "that's not a word" and so she told me to put it in the Urban dictionary.

*jump, jump, jump*

Mom: Come inside!
Me: But I want to keep trampolining!
*jump, jump, jump*

Trampolining by Heller! June 2, 2018

Trampolining 

A term given to fucking another man's wife. Sometimes given to fucking your own missus.

Q: What do you know about sex you knob, your only 17.
A: More than you think you mug, I spent 4 hours last night Trampolining your wife.

Trampolining by G I Jim. May 4, 2020