Trumpload 

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(Noun) A unit of measure for volume equaling that which fills two tiny hands cupped into the shape of a bowl; Usually considered to be equal to one-quarter cup; Trumpful.

Debbie: "How many green onions should I put on my enchilada casserole?"
George: "Anything over a Trumpload would simply be too many, Debbie!"

Trumpload by cooterpoot December 15, 2016

trumpload 

A very large amount.

Usage is similar to shitload, except it's only used to describe a large amount of highly negative things, like nuclear waste or senate Republicans.

A quantity is a trumpload if it is as large as the number of lies told by the 45th president of the United States.

There's a trumpload of chemicals in my well water, but Halliburton says it's unrelated to their fracking operation next door and besides Scott Pruitt says flammable water is perfectly safe for my children to drink.

trumpload by P Venkman June 25, 2017

Trumployed 

Employment caused by President Trump putting tariffs on slave labor China goods, and allowing blue collar workers in democratic nations to produce these goods with livable wages.

I am now Trumployed and supporting my family with my job at the factory.

Trumployed by Chopper18 May 23, 2018

Trumpadour

pun on Pompadour -- the hairstyle Donald J. Trump uses, an upsweept non-part style that he should've left back in the'50s.

Wow, I have a bad haircut, bed head, & hat head all at once.

Yeah, bruh, you're totally rocking that Trumpadour style!

Trumpadour by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 17, 2016

Trumpnado 

Similar to a tornado in its destructiveness, but mushroom-shaped and usually resulting from a nuclear blast.

The golden hue in the sky with the white Trumpnado signaled the beginning of World War III.

Trumpnado by DaisukeDoki August 10, 2017

TrumpLogic 

A rebuttle/counter-argument which denies relevant facts despite their irrufutability. Characterized by the conspicuous absence of facts and generally puts the other person in a position they are not comfortable arguing.

Trump logic may beg an unprofessional question to be asked (or may lead to the defamation of his character; Accordingly, Trump logic effectively discredits its target or ends the conversation).

Journalist: You were recorded talking about grabbing women by their pussies. Can the American people trust you to respect women and their rights?
Trump: "Listen, nobody respects women more than I do. NOBODY."

Journalist: "What is your position on climate change?"
Trump: "We just can't know for sure that humans are responsible for the changes in weather - or even if there are any changes. Top scientists have shown me cutting edge research, you better believe it."

Journalist: "You won't release your tax documents, your companies have gone through multiple bankruptcies, and you were only able to start your company because your father gave you a 7-figure loan. What makes you 'an exceptional businessman?'"
Trump: "I got a very modest loan - which I repaid in just a couple years - and turned it into bie-yons of dollars."
Journalist: "You have not given us any proof that your assets are worth billions. And if your company really does have billions in assets, does your company also have billions in liabilities?
Trump: "I would not he running for president if my company was failing."

Mom: "You smell like smoke and I found a lighter in your pocket yesterday when I did your laundry. Are you smoking cigarettes??"
Kid: "NO mom - Dad died from lung cancer, I would never risk my life to smoke. Nobody respects their body more than me. NOBODY."
Mom: "YOU WILL NOT use Trumplogic while you live under my roof. You are my son and I do not have to tolerate that kind of bullshit."

TrumpLogic by mduchonie1 January 13, 2017

trumplodyte 

1.
a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination.
2.
someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.
3.
anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth
4.
a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor
5.
someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not

"Can you believe that guy? What a trumplodyte!"
"I could never date a trumplodyte like her."
"Don't trumplodytes know what they like look in a mirror? I'd shave my head..."

trumplodyte by Old Ya Ka June 30, 2016