trumpfest

One of them thar’ MAGA rallies where everyone responds in a Pavlovian manner to whatever the Commander in Cheat reels out into the crowd, no matter how inane or fragmented it may be.

Instead of brown shirts, we wear our red shirts and caps to the trumpfest and get this incredible feeling of “belonging,” something that most of us have never felt before!

trumpfest by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

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Trumpectomy

a portmanteau formed from Trump + hemorrhoidectomy

def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass

OMG! Our beloved country is in dire need of a Trumpectomy!

Trumpectomy by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

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trumplestiltskin

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

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trumpetard

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020