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trumpfest

One of them thar’ MAGA rallies where everyone responds in a Pavlovian manner to whatever the Commander in Cheat reels out into the crowd, no matter how inane or fragmented it may be.
Instead of brown shirts, we wear our red shirts and caps to the trumpfest and get this incredible feeling of “belonging,” something that most of us have never felt before!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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Trumpectomy

a portmanteau formed from Trump + hemorrhoidectomy

def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass
OMG! Our beloved country is in dire need of a Trumpectomy!
by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019
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trumplestiltskin

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.
Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!
by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016
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trumpetard

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.
example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"
by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020
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skull trumpet

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.
Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"
by NotACat January 12, 2015
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Trumpet Strumpet

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.
by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016
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Trumplestoopfuk

Trump + Stoopfuk=Trumplestoopfuk
That Donald, he's such a Trumplestoopfuk
by POOKIES PLACE July 11, 2017
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