trumpeon

trumpeon (n.): def. 1. a worthless subordinate shit, 2. one who is subservient and sadly unable to think independently

Hire the trumpeon to clean up the puke - and have them pay for it.

trumpeon by Ubu of the North Country November 20, 2016

Trumpcon

A promise or commitment made by the 45th U.S. President, Donald Trump, that employs deliberate deception.

He promised to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. That turned out to be another Trumpcon.

Trumpcon by c.linguist August 12, 2020

Trumpconomic 

Invoking tariffs, threatening treaties, speaking in blunt terms and using heavy handed tactics to ensure countries respect all of your competitive advantages, in an effort to ensure your country receives fair trade assurances.

Seemingly unafraid of political criticism from those favoring a global economy and open borders, the president used Trumpconomic policies to narrow the gigantic trade deficit.

Trumpconomic by Chopper18 July 12, 2018

Trumpenese 

Trumpenese - The language President Trump uses to speak. Trumpenese is constructed using English words, however, the meaning behind those words is dynamic (i.e. "Alternative Facts' or 'Alternative Meaning'.) There are various dialects of Trumpenese, but the most common can be broken down as follows:

1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.

2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."

3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.

4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.

5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.

"Crooked Hillary" is Trumpenese for, "I am very crooked myself, me, Mr. Trump!"

"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."

"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."

Trumpenese by MPHStu January 22, 2017

trumpdontcare 

The Republican replacement for Obamacare is such a mess that the new health care plan will be known as TRUMPDONTCARE.

Rather than fix the flaws in Obamacare, Trump has created a disaster. From here on, it will be known as TRUMPDONTCARE.

trumpdontcare by Marshallkell March 9, 2017

Trumpenstein 

Any person who voted for Trump for President and wishes constantly to argue their points on how great Trump is and what a wonderful leader he will b

Those Trumpensteins really believe Trump will make America great again.

Trumpenstein by Meanolmeow December 19, 2016

trumpenstein 

An individual who bullies others into accepting his or her personal viewpoints and perspectives through their use of propaganda, intimidation and scare tactics.

“It wasn’t long before the entire staff realized they were now working for a trumpenstein.”

trumpenstein by BlackOpStar May 7, 2017