trumpended

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trumpended by 01042007 December 12, 2016

trumpended

# independed # alone

we are going to work trumpended.

trumpended by 01042007 December 13, 2016

Trumpenese 

Trumpenese - The language President Trump uses to speak. Trumpenese is constructed using English words, however, the meaning behind those words is dynamic (i.e. "Alternative Facts' or 'Alternative Meaning'.) There are various dialects of Trumpenese, but the most common can be broken down as follows:

1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.

2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."

3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.

4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.

5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.

"Crooked Hillary" is Trumpenese for, "I am very crooked myself, me, Mr. Trump!"

"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."

"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."

Trumpenese by MPHStu January 22, 2017

trumpered 

When a conservative goes on a Facebook rant in response to a liberal exposing them as one of the snowflakes they purport to hate.

Kathy Griffin Trumpered so many people by doing exactly what conservatives have been doing to Obama for the last 8 years.

trumpered by Sakamonster June 1, 2017

Trumpencestance 

Trumpencestance is when you and millions of others definitely did not vote for Donald J. Trump, or any of his worldview, but will be forced to live under both that and his administration, most likely lose more rights, and you and/or friends and family (and human beings in general, along with the planet and everything else on it) will suffer.

We are now victims of Trumpencestance.

Trumpencestance by djchronic December 8, 2016

Trumpede 

When a group of Trump supporters violently silence you with 'alternative facts'

I was trying to explain that if we put a tariff on Mexican products, the American people will pay for the wall but I found myself in the midst of a Trumpede.

Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.

Trumpede by King Of The Underworld February 22, 2017

Trumpanderthal

An unevolved individual who believes everything Trump says, and follows him mindlessly.

The Trumpanderthals waved their Covid-19 protest signs furiously while infecting each other and causing extinction.

Trumpanderthal by MCArtist April 27, 2020