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trumpstitute

trumpstitute (trumps•ti•toot)
noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.

2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.

transitive verb

trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.
example: Florida senator Marco Rubio once denounced Donald Trump saying that he was a "con artist" and that he was "vulgar", yet despite all the lies, alternate truths and personal attacks Rubio still decided to endorse and support Donald Trump for president which makes him a trumpstitute.

truckstipated 

When tractor-trailers ride astride across multiple, or all, lanes of a multi-lane highway so as to constrain the reasonable flow of traffic to unreasonable levels.
It's going to take me two extra hours to get to Atlanta because I-85 is truckstipated.
truckstipated by HaarvAard July 21, 2013

[trustitute] 

A person who will trust anyone no matter the situation.
Jean trusted me with 500 bucks to hold for her til later,i spent it in ten minutes,just like last time! She is such a trustitute
[trustitute] by el _zilcho June 14, 2009

Trumpstitute

A Trumpstitute or Trumpstitution is when a bad comedian runs out of material for their act, so they resort to substituting real comedy by insulting/“roasting” Donald Trump because “ecks dee we h8 Drumpf 10/10 comedy”. This results in a bland and overused horse being beaten well past death.

Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.
TV Announcer: On the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, please welcome our guest, Donald Truuuump!

*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*

*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*

Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026