truckstitute 

Loaner truck you get when yours is getting serviced. Its sloppy ,wore out . too many have drove it hard and abused it and left it dirty

Man by the looks of it. and how sloppy it drives. Seems i got stuck with the truckstitute from the truck dealers

truckstitute by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

trumpstitute

trumpstitute (trumps•ti•toot)
noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.

2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.

transitive verb

trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.

example: Florida senator Marco Rubio once denounced Donald Trump saying that he was a "con artist" and that he was "vulgar", yet despite all the lies, alternate truths and personal attacks Rubio still decided to endorse and support Donald Trump for president which makes him a trumpstitute.

trumpstitute by Green Thumb Graphics January 24, 2017

truckstipated 

When tractor-trailers ride astride across multiple, or all, lanes of a multi-lane highway so as to constrain the reasonable flow of traffic to unreasonable levels.

It's going to take me two extra hours to get to Atlanta because I-85 is truckstipated.

truckstipated by HaarvAard July 21, 2013

[trustitute] 

A person who will trust anyone no matter the situation.

Jean trusted me with 500 bucks to hold for her til later,i spent it in ten minutes,just like last time! She is such a trustitute

[trustitute] by el _zilcho June 14, 2009

Trumpstitute

A Trumpstitute or Trumpstitution is when a bad comedian runs out of material for their act, so they resort to substituting real comedy by insulting/“roasting” Donald Trump because “ecks dee we h8 Drumpf 10/10 comedy”. This results in a bland and overused horse being beaten well past death.

Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.

TV Announcer: On the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, please welcome our guest, Donald Truuuump!

*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*

*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*

Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.

Trumpstitute by J Diggity Dawg May 16, 2018