Truckold

Portmanteau of truck + cuckold
A needlessly aggressive and inconsiderate driver of a pickup truck, often a recent model crew cab short bed, with a tendency to behave as though they own the road. The vehicles may be stock or modified, with drivers of different backgrounds, but the behavior is the common thread. Common truckold activities include:
- Tailgating (bonus points of the driver in front is already going well above the speed limit)
- Cutting off other drivers
- Installation and use of LED light bars and/or standard high beams with the intent to blind other drivers
- Speeding up to block a pass on a two lane road
- Aggressive behavior towards pedestrians and bicyclists
- Tendency to initiate or exacerbate road rage incidents
Similar to brodozers and has a considerable overlap, but refers to the drivers rather than the trucks themselves.

I'm going 80 in a 65 in the right lane, naturally a truckold is right on my ass...

Truckold by devilish9532 June 17, 2022

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truckold

When a guy buys a new truck, then his wife gets the truck in a divorce, then a a few months later he sees the ex-wife's new boyfriend driving the truck the guy bought when they were married.

Yo Mike I could have swore I saw your truck the other day, but it was some other dude, did your wife truckold you or something, bro?

truckold by Trashcan Terry February 27, 2021

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truckold • Truckolded • Trucklodytes

Trucklodytes

People who possess large trucks but small minds.

The trucklodytes were honking all day and night again to protest the mandates, it's they only way they have so far discovered to articulate their position.

Trucklodytes by Luxmatic February 10, 2022

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Truckolded

When you're trying to pass on a two lane road but can't because they are two trucks side by side going the same speed blocking you.

HAH, check it out. The fag that aggressively passed me is getting truckolded!

Truckolded by M1ntyy June 26, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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