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Truck fucker

An endearing term used by dramatic old heads, usually suburban men in their early 70's.
Wilbur: "Oh my golly gosh..Tim is that you?"

Tim: "WILBUR? Well shove a stick up my arse and call me a taffy apple! How ya' doin' you Truck fucker?"
Truck fucker by ChildishBehavior February 27, 2023

truck fucker

scribe,u r completly wrong man,a truck fucker is a dude that goes to my school named adam catrett,we cuaght him with his wang in the tail pipe of a ford f-150!no for real he gets a "rush" from that!!
o my fuckin god jeff!!!look at adam he has his wang stuck inn that truck!no adam don't turn around; we dont wanna c!!!
truck fucker by kyle March 22, 2005

truck fucker

when you're so horny that you will proceed to stick your dick into the exhaust pipe of a semi truck and burn your ramen noodle
my friend was converted into a truck fucker after he got into a truck accident.
truck fucker by OOFYBOOMER May 12, 2022

Truck fucked 

The act of being caught behind a semi and being fucked over due to its slow rate of acceleration. It can occur at a traffic light or while being stuck in a lane behind a truck.
1: That semi just pulled out in front of me going 30 on the fucking highway!!

Sounds like you just got truck fucked.

2: I just truck fucked that entire lane by not letting anyone pull out, I'm awesome.

You're a douchebag.
Truck fucked by JJHOUSEE August 14, 2010

truck fucked 

when some punk ass security gaurd comes at me and my friends when we are skateboarding and tries to take our boards...we hit him with the truck of our board...
"oooh dude, you just got truck fucked!"
truck fucked by Xbashlee March 7, 2009

tuck fucker 

the act of a male tucking ones genitals between their legs and proceeding to be penetrated in the resulting crevice by another man's penis.
Damn! I didn't know Jeff gave licorice jobs and was a tuck fucker! That kinky shit is WACK!
tuck fucker by J Bizzle69 January 25, 2009