trouser snot 

Slang term for ejaculated semen.

She squinted after being hit in the eye with trouser snot.

trouser snot by Fransky September 4, 2007

trousersnout 

slang for penis

noun)Yo...I cant wait to give that hoe my trousersnout.

Verb) Me and my homegirls are at the bar trousersnoutting.(on the hunt for penis.)

trousersnout by MR. Lickalotapuss July 30, 2009