trouser snot

Slang term for ejaculated semen.

She squinted after being hit in the eye with trouser snot.

by Fransky August 28, 2007

Texas Fakeout

When person A is having sex with person B from behind, person A will remove his penis and spit on person B's back to simulate ejaculation. Person B will turn to investigate when person A really ejaculates on person B's face.

Susan was being such a bitch, so I gave her the old Texas Fakeout!

by fransky December 16, 2007

gruhler

A term for an over-weight bitch of a teacher. This teacher often gives too much work.

Mr. Perry is such a gruhler!

Mrs. Conrad is gruhling!

by Fransky August 28, 2007