Texas Fakeout

When person A is having sex with person B from behind, person A will remove his penis and spit on person B's back to simulate ejaculation. Person B will turn to investigate when person A really ejaculates on person B's face.

Susan was being such a bitch, so I gave her the old Texas Fakeout!

by fransky January 6, 2008

gruhler

A term for an over-weight bitch of a teacher. This teacher often gives too much work.

Mr. Perry is such a gruhler!

Mrs. Conrad is gruhling!

by Fransky September 5, 2007

trouser snot

Slang term for ejaculated semen.

She squinted after being hit in the eye with trouser snot.

by Fransky September 4, 2007