trotterised 

to smash ones car up over and over again. Usually just as the insurance claim comes through from the last event

God damn it I've trotterised my car again!

trotterised by Mat Harbour July 16, 2008

Trottered 

When a male hunting Tinder or dating sites of a similar nature is duped into thinking a females body is attractive. Her profile will consist entirely of head and above chest photos, when they have exchanged many messages they meet for him to find more than he bargained for!

Rodge: Hi there, dam I never realised your arse was that big and your legs are like tree trunks!
Girl: Why do you think my profile consists solely of head shots, you're my bitch now.... Too late, You Been Trottered Son

Trottered by Elred October 27, 2014

Trotterize 

The act of rippin' a girl up good. Any act of overdone pleasure, ended with a good, firm skeet shot (noun: to get a "trotter", use like to "get a nut")

That girl Anna sure got trotterized! He got a trotter all up in her face!

Trotterize by jizzski June 23, 2010

Trottered 

To get trottered is to wake up one morning with someone you barely know and have no idea how you got there. This is usually followed by intense feelings of shame. This is especially relevant when both participants are in this state.
The only legitimate time to use the memory card

Guy 1: Dude I woke up next to this random chick this morning and she had no idea who I was.

Guy 2: I saw you in the club, you two totally got trottered last night.

Trottered by Phraxol March 11, 2012

trotterish 

the act of being clumsy and careless with your hands

Your hands are like trotters and act trotterish. You may accidently hurt someone or spill a drink

trotterish by Snarly May 29, 2008