tropiary

(noun): A work of fiction that conforms so precisely to expectation one really needn't continue reading.

I had to put it down—pure tropiary.

tropiary by Jonathan Penn September 15, 2016

topiary 

A lesser known descriptive term for female pubic hair, obviously this does not apply to men, as it sounds ridiculously girly.

That girl had so much topiary in front of her wossname that I could have trimmed it into a unicorn!

topiary by oO S3R4PH Oo January 11, 2008

topiary 

1) Topiary is the art of creating sculptures using clipped trees, shrubs and bushes

2) Well presented and trimmed pubic hair

Pete - I like your Brazilian

Sarah - Yeah, I'm pleased with my topiary skills

topiary by crayfish29 October 22, 2007

pubic topiary 

The act of grooming a lady garden into a more manageable and attractive state.

I say, young lady, with such a profusion of spiders legs I think you require an intensive session of pubic topiary !

pubic topiary by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

facial topiary 

Facial topiary is the art of trimming a moustache and other facial hair into fantastic shapes.

Did you see the amazing facial topiary that Alan is doing for Movember this year?

facial topiary by scruzin November 24, 2010

topiary 

n. a garden having shrubs clipped or trimmed into cool shapes especially of animals

i saw stow-serge in the topiary garden. then i threw up.

topiary by stow-serge sucks February 17, 2005

Pussy topiary 

The art of shaving/waxing/trimming a woman's pubic hair into different shapes and configurations, for aesthetic reasons, for her pleasure and that of her partner. The easiest shape to achieve is, without doubt, "the landing strip". A heart shape can be achieved with a stencil. The squirrel and peacock are more challenging.

Last night I spent ages shaving and trimming and waxing my bits, just to get a nice, neat little bush. It's a fucking work of art now, pure pussy topiary.

Pussy topiary by mona_minchiata April 15, 2009