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Gronkle tronkus

A particularly girthy penis that’s is 40x more wide than it is in length
“I got stuck in a door way because of my magnum gronkle tronkus darn that thing gets in the way”
Gronkle tronkus by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018
1. A person who is deliberately ignorant or doesn't pay attention
2. Someone who acts without thinking; a dumbass
Remember when that kid drove into a ditch trying to cross the highway? Man, he is such a trongus!
Trongus by Mac Nacho June 17, 2009

Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus 

Someone with a big dongus bolongus zongus trongus (dick)
Damn look at that dongus bolongus zongus trongus

Trongus McDick 

Trongus McDick is the temporary name given to a guy who gets really drunk and shares everything. Trongus gets in your face a lot and invades your personal space. He also asks you a lot of personal questions. Trongus McDick is really fun to be around when you're also drunk but can leave you thinking, 'What the fuck?' when you're stone cold sober.

I once met a Trongus McDick at Leeds festival. He was often in people's grill, doing cartwheels in front of girls and running into the barriers that held up urinals. Fun guy.
"Hey, Trongus McDick, stop dancing on me bro" "Sorry man... but my name is actually Ronnie, you know?" "Nah man, you're steamed. Tonight you are Trongus McDick" "Hey thanks man, appreciate the nickname".
Trongus McDick by LDubioMcDub August 30, 2019
Adj. Large, strong legs that resemble tree trunks.
That girl has tronks, I'd love her to squish me with them..
Tronks by Tronklover March 28, 2020
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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