trolleyfucker 

Similar to a busfucker, a trolleyfucker is a total waste of space, but one who is really, really old.

"Who was that guy?"
"Oh, that's just Clint. He's a trolleyfucker for sure."

trolleyfucker by Cateeeee January 29, 2009

Alf Trolleydocker 

An old man with 2 walking sticks who is such a genius he can walk at a 90 degree angle. He leaves his home once a day to display his unique talent to the envious world under the pretext of going to post a letter.

Who is West Bridgford's finest athlete?

That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.

Where did he get his walk from?

I believe he got it from a corner shop.

Alf Trolleydocker by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009

trollfucker 

1) n. One who copulates with unattractive women.
2) n. One who settles for less desirable outcomes rather than pursuing true glory.

You: Dude, that girl is a total troll.
Me: Yeah, I fucked her.
You: Sweet. Trollfucker.
Me: Yup.

trollfucker by Brett and Oscar September 22, 2008

Trollfuckery 

The mayhem left by a successful troll.

"Lets go spread some trollfuckery on that statist site".

Trollfuckery by Ulfhednar1312 July 2, 2014