Trollege

T ̝̰̻̫̳͒̌͛̕r ̡̨̛͔̯̘̦̝͆͐̈́̒͊͝o ̛̣̪͛̓̊͛̃̌̆̏̐l ̠̤̓́l ̧̻͔̠̩͈̔͂̃͌̚e ̢̫̞̼̮̮͕̱̪͂g ̧́̂͌̎ề̴̾́͂͂̀͜ ̵̧̨̥̤̪̘̟̝͛͗͆̍̌̅ỉ̴̤̝̮͚̓̊̊s ̡̮̦͔͇̩̬̗͚̖̋̈́̂̕͝ ̨̛̺̱̘̯̗̽̄̿̓̄͠c̴̥̙͚̲̤̭̳͘ͅo ̟̽̀͊͒̇̅̔̀̒m ̬͈̆̑̎ḯ̴̢̧̠̲̈́n̵̛̝̬̰̜͈̎̈́̋̂̉͠g ̛̏̉̎́̈́̚͘

Ｔｒｏｌｌｅｇｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｋｉｌｌ

ꪻ᥅ꪮꪶꪶꫀᧁꫀ ꫝꪖᦓ ꫀᥴꪖρꫀᦔ ꪖꪀᦔ ꠸ᦓ ᥅ꪊꪀꪀ꠸ꪀᧁ ꪶꪮᦓꫀ

𝕿𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑

. 𝕻𝕰𝕿𝕾

. 𝕶𝕴𝕯𝕾

. 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕰𝕷𝕯𝕰𝕽𝕷𝖄

. 𝕿𝕰𝕰𝕹𝕾

. 𝕬𝕯𝖀𝕷𝕿𝕾

Steps to survive trollege

Step 1. Close all doors and windows

Step 2. Go upstairs

Step 3. Grab a blanket and cover yourself and family

Step 4. Make no sound as possible

If he finds you kill Y̵͕͎̭̻̱̒͋͐͌̀͊̅o ̥̮͓̣̝̓̋̀̀͜u ͖̙̪̝͕͍͙̄̉̍̃̓̉͒͐r̵̗̅̈́͂̈́̔͂͝s̶̮̊̃̈́̊ę̶̛̛̖̽͛̈́̈́͂̎̽͘ḷ̵̅͑̂̕͘f ͇̟̓̇̏̃̏

He can't promise a short painless death

Please do Ŗ̶͉̞̘̺̪̒͋͂̎̓̚͠͝ḙ̴̊͂̽͊̒̿͒̑ẵ̵̝̭͐̏̈́̈̕ļ̶̡͍̳̠̳̲͓̉̄̅͠i ̺̰̩͋́̔͘͘͠t ͚͙̟͍͉̗͈͓̜͗̔̔̇̿̈͂́̚͜y̴̟̎̏̐̂͊̇͠ C̵͉̺̳̭̾͆ơ̵͇̪̥̜͙ͅm ̦̝̙͘͜p ̧̺̹̝̬̺̟͆̒̂ͅr̴͕͆̎̍͒̾́̄ẹ̵̲̙̬̱̮̌͐̐̄̀̏̇͗̕̕s ̼͙͍̱̋́̐̐̈̑͌͘̚s̴̛̲͈̼̲͍͕̑̈́̑͑̊͂̓e ̧̲̠͆͘͜d̶̜͂̐̄ it for humanity T ̖̠͍͉͇̃̒̌͂h̵̝͍̠̺̲̼̫̤͔̩̔̊̈́̈e̶̡̠͈͚̲͛̌͐̏̀͜͠ ̩̠̥͎̟́̽̽̀̚T ̢̯̲̱̩̼͈̀̄͋͐̂̑̕͝r ̯̙̻͎̋̆o ̧̧͓̟̼̜̻̗͔͌͑́̈́̒͒l̶̻̉̓͐̈́͗̇̑́l ̨͍̟̬͇̥͛̍͜ ̵̗̗̥͓̪̍̏̏́͂̅͝͝ḧ̴̩͕̲̖͍̤̭͍͘a ͔̗̦͇̝̈́͝s̴̢̖͚̥͇͎̞̋̔̿ ̴̡͖͎̻̙̝̖͖̫͐̀͊͘̕b ͚̆̋̑̏́͗̔͋̽̕ę̵̧̖͖͖̼̦́͋̈̕͝͠͝ͅe ̪̳̱͚̎̂̾̾̊͒͆̔͑̒n ̦̜͖̱̱͇̣̖̜͒͑̊͊̑̚͝ ̥͎̀͛ḛ̶̞̰͖̈́̏̍̿͆n̶̛̺̰̳̅͐̽͂̅̓̐̚͘g̴͓̮͔̲̀̊a̶̞̱͇̘̞̤̔͜n ̦̙̝̻̥̝͂̾̏ģ̵̩̭͙̰̲͇̺̉̊e ͔̻͚͔̭̽͋̓͘d ̢̡̰̙̰̆͘

by Random info for you April 13, 2021

Trollge

The troll face entity released in an event some undeterminable amount of time ago. Stay in shelter and make minimal noise, he is dangerous and it is not guaranteed that you will be given a quick and painless death. Covering yourself in oil is theorised to protect you.

My mother was taken by trollge.

by Kachonga December 21, 2020

Trollge

The trollge is a mysterious entity that cannot be stopped at any cost, it is based on many creepypasta-style videos and comics. The trollge is an evil and unknown version of the beloved troll face, its intentions and motivations are also a mystery however here's all we know: When the trollge is near, it is accompanied by one of the 2 songs, either a slowed-down version of the troll face theme or a slowed-down version of "Al Bowlly: Heartaches" with the lyrics removed. This beast will cause mass destruction when a countdown ends and will show no mercy. But it wouldn't be the trollge without the comics. there are lots of comic strips on the internet that portray the trollge giving life hacks until in the end, they go horribly wrong and usually end in mass violence of some sort. There is not much else info on the trollge, but if you see it, it's most likely too late.

News channel: The trollge is coming to our city this week, everyone is advised to seek shelter and do not go outside until its safe

by Iron Krusher April 8, 2021

Trollge

"Trollge" is a horror version of the meme "Trollface". Its mainly used for the so called "Incidents" where the "Trollge" and the "Trollface" are the main characters. The "Trollge" can posses many abilities.

1. Step: Open livestream to have a fun time ("Trollface")
2. Step: Ask your friend to join and play some PUBG ("Trollface")
3. Step: Watch your friend being shot down and murdered in front of you ("Trollge")
September 10th, 2017 "Bridge Incident"

by Tekorian April 22, 2021

The Trollage

A cataclysmic natural event occurring on a random date. The clouds will rain blood, and people have urges to cover themselves in oil. It is said if you look too long at the sky, you will turn insane. But, it is a good type of insanity. It's freedom. For the earth will succumb to the Trollage, humanity will succumb to the Trollage. The Trollage will consume all. The Trollage must become more powerful. The Trollage must become omnipotent, infinite. It is our savior. The destruction will save us all, picking us from this dreadful place. We will become One with the Trollage.

The Trollage is happening, run outside and stare at the sky, Jack!

by Leblanc Family January 19, 2021

trollee

the person at the receiving end of trolls, usually popular bloggers

Once upon a time he used to write good content, now he's a trollee by design, who aimlessly provokes his readers.

by manuscrypts July 20, 2010

Trollge

Originally the "U Mad?" troll, Trollge is a creepypasta who appears in many media (i.e. YouTube, Google, etc.).

By the way, Trollge is a dark(ish/er)/creepy version of the original "U Mad?" Troll.

You do not kill trollge.

by ArkSigma April 7, 2021