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trisdick 

The smallest unit of length allowable by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal. Denoted with unit τδ. See Also: Plank Length.
"How long is your penis?"

"5 inches"

"Let me get my calculator out. *pushes glasses up bridge of nose* According to my calculations, your penis is 7.9E33 τδ (trisdicks) in length."
trisdick by therealdiskomisko February 23, 2017
Words you can keep

trisdick 

The smallest unit of penis measurement. It must be smaller than any other mentioned unit in conversation.
"How long is your penis?"

"5 inches."
"Oh, so like 30 trisdicks!"
trisdick by diskomisko February 23, 2017
When 3 penis meet at equal corresponding angles to become the ultimate source of gay power.
One time on a camping trip Schuman experienced a tridickta.
tridickta by donnison27 May 11, 2016

Tripdicking 

Discussing your vacations and travels in an informative but actually bragging way. An ego "trip." Also, tripdick and tripdicked.
1. I am dreading dinner with her; she just got back from London and will be "tripdicking" the entire time. 2. When our parents get together, they spend the entire time "tripdicking" to one-up each other about who took the biggest vacation.
Tripdicking by Tiny Dancer April 22, 2014

Trisnick 

An offensive word that is a cross between a trick and anything else. Usually a female.
That trisnick almost ran over me with her Mercedes.
Trisnick by Sunny DJ April 29, 2010

tridickery 

Being tricked by the dick.
She had plans for her life untel his tridickery.
tridickery by 10292Troy June 26, 2020

Tripdicked

When your such a cocky ignorant dumbass that you step on your own dick and fall on your face.
Bob didn’t study for the test and completely tripdicked his way through the exam.
Tripdicked by Ranger File May 22, 2018
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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