trisdick

The smallest unit of length allowable by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal. Denoted with unit τδ. See Also: Plank Length.
"How long is your penis?"

"5 inches"

"Let me get my calculator out. *pushes glasses up bridge of nose* According to my calculations, your penis is 7.9E33 τδ (trisdicks) in length."
by therealdiskomisko February 23, 2017
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trisdick

The smallest unit of penis measurement. It must be smaller than any other mentioned unit in conversation.
"How long is your penis?"

"5 inches."
"Oh, so like 30 trisdicks!"
by diskomisko February 23, 2017
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