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tripple crown 

To get in such a state that you shit, vomit and piss yourself.
Jake- "did you hear what Kyle did last night?"
Fred- "Ye i heard he tripple crowned himself"
tripple crown by Carte Blanche September 5, 2010
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Triple Crown 

To successfully and enjoyably ejaculate three times in one day.
"Dude, I was bored yesterday." -Tom
"Me too, there was nothing to do." -Jack
"Don't tell anyone but I achieved the Triple Crown..." -Tom
"I was thinking about going for it." -Jack
Triple Crown by cool.cat.t1 November 29, 2010

Triple Crown 

When a man has vaginal, oral, and anal sex with a woman, to completion in each respective location, all in the same night.
"You know that girl I've been seeing? I totally triple crowned her last night."
Triple Crown by jmmmmm May 4, 2006

triple crown of penetration 

within any 24 hr period, if you shoot 3 separate loads into 3 separate orifices (mouth, snatch and ass)in no specific order, you have achieved the esteemed "triple crown of penetration"

the "tcop" only pertains to natural orifices

if you create a new orifice and subsequently fuck and nut in that orifice, you are automatically disqualified because you are way to fucked up
It was cold and rainy all weekend, so "insert girlfriends name" and I chilled in, and by the way, I worked a "triple crown of penetration" (the crowd roars)

The Triple Crown 

During a FFM threesome, the man lies back in a position of extreme comfort as the females perform the sickest oral sex of their lives upon his member. During this performance, the man proceeds to make the rock and roll symbol with his hands in order to stimulate the females anus and vagina, specifically the clitoris. The three positions are as follows:

1. <b>The Throne</b>

The man has both his arms resting on the female's backs.

2. <b>The Barrel of Monkeys</b>
One arm is beneath the female hooked up, and the other is in Throne position.

3. <b>Thanksgiving Dinner</b>
Both arms lie below the female and are hooked, as if he's holding two thanksgiving turkeys.
The Triple Crown(see above)
The Triple Crown by roy powers November 26, 2009

triple crown trophy 

Fictitious award that one earns when they have sex with three different people within a 24 hour period.
“I had sex with with John after dinner last night, then went to Paul’s and had sex with him, and Mike cane over and I had sex with him!”
“Congrats on earning your triple crown trophy!”

triple crown 

snapper, crapper, then yapper. in that order
last night i performed the triple crown, it was kewl
triple crown by Anonymous October 29, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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