A gentleman who has elite skill in prickology. Most often a scholar from an Ivy League school. He’s a total dickheaded prick to everyone down to his mother. Never to be bothered and always telling others to fk off.
Look over there! It’s that asshole Carlton! Mannn, he’s a true prickologist. He earned it tho, 7 years and 600k in student loans and credit card debt. That angry prick thinks he owns the world. He just told Leroy to shine his shoes! Noway!!
A person who tries their absolute best not to lose their shit while re‑explaining something slowly, carefully, and with extreme soft details to an adult who clearly weaponizes confusion to avoid taking responsibility.
“She pulled the ‘I don’t get it’ act, and suddenly I’m a Trycologist giving a TED Talk.”
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.