Definitions by Noth3r2
Trycologist
A person who tries their absolute best not to lose their shit while re‑explaining something slowly, carefully, and with extreme soft details to an adult who clearly weaponizes confusion to avoid taking responsibility.
Trycologist by Noth3r2 March 13, 2026
Trylock
When an unattractive or unwanted person keeps trying to lock eyes with you, hoping for a spark, a moment, a connection but absolutely nothing happens. No chemistry, no intrigue, not even a polite flicker. Just a hard "nope" from your soul.
“This dude sitting across from me kept TRYLOCKING, so I quickly put my headphones on with no music just to avoid participating.”
Cry Captain
The dramatic meltdown a man has when the one woman he actually liked leaves his seven person rotation, sending him sulking in sadness, FULL HEARTBREAK-TRAP MODE, and long cinematic stares into space like he's suddenly the lead in a music video about consequences.
“He went from roster king to Cry Captain overnight with a drink in hand, staring at her live stream hoping she might text him back.”
Cry Captain by Noth3r2 February 16, 2026
Toxanthemum
A TOXANTHEMUM is someone who wraps their harmful behavior in nurturing language, acting like they’re offering guidance while actually planting emotional weeds. Their words sound like an anthem of care, but the subtext is pure poison disguised as motherly wisdom.
Toxanthemum by Noth3r2 February 15, 2026
DICKTIONARY
A collection of words that list a species of people that intentionally hurt others and explain pristine ways to help you gracefully refrain from throwing hands at a bitch.
DICKTIONARY by Noth3r2 February 15, 2026