Noth3r2's definitions

DICKTIONARY

A collection of words that list a species of people that intentionally hurt others and explain pristine ways to help you gracefully refrain from throwing hands at a bitch.

Every time a dick evolves and shows me a new flavor of disrespect, I add them to my DICKTIONARY.

by Noth3r2 February 15, 2026

Toxanthemum

A TOXANTHEMUM is someone who wraps their harmful behavior in nurturing language, acting like they’re offering guidance while actually planting emotional weeds. Their words sound like an anthem of care, but the subtext is pure poison disguised as motherly wisdom.

“She gave me advice that sounded loving, but the guilt trip underneath? Classic toxanthemum.”

by Noth3r2 February 15, 2026

Cry Captain

The dramatic meltdown a man has when the one woman he actually liked leaves his seven person rotation, sending him sulking in sadness, FULL HEARTBREAK-TRAP MODE, and long cinematic stares into space like he's suddenly the lead in a music video about consequences.

“He went from roster king to Cry Captain overnight with a drink in hand, staring at her live stream hoping she might text him back.”

by Noth3r2 February 16, 2026