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When a male or female, out of loneliness humps a tree in public while everyone is watching.
Girl: He looks lonely.

Girl 2: Good thing he's tree humping
by Funbutter April 17, 2014
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A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
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Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.
Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;
by CoreyTech February 02, 2018
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