Urban Dictionary: Definitions by canadianssuck

treestump

A nickname for threesome that can be used in public when you don't want certain people to find out you are really a dirty, dirty whore.

The first night I met him, me and my girlfriend went back to his place for a treestump.

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A relationship based solely on sex, although not just fellatio as the name implies.

Mandy and I had one of the best fellationships I've ever heard of. Started off with a bang too.

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inform a friend to stop being such an idiot.

Had to tell my boy to fuck-off-slaten

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