Tree(s)

an absolute idiot who does idiotic things.

person 1: ''yeah you know alfie?''
person 2: ''yeah he's such a tree(s)''

by your._mum June 4, 2019

Tree's son

when a perons pp is so big that it looks like a baby tree

damn son whered you find that.

Tree's son

by GiantPPMaster March 16, 2022

burning tree's

Smoking some weed/herb/Cannabis.

We out here smoking fatties and burning tree's.

by JRooster June 27, 2016

Walter's Tree Service

A company that arrives a day late, usually takes money and leaves, and is owned by a cowboy.

I ordered Walter's Tree Service, they came a day late and didn't even cut anything down.

by bleachbeach May 9, 2011

Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

Family Tree's

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's

by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022

Family Tree's

When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.

by StankDivkBB July 12, 2022