Tree(s) 

an absolute idiot who does idiotic things.

person 1: ''yeah you know alfie?''
person 2: ''yeah he's such a tree(s)''

Tree(s) by your._mum June 4, 2019

Tree's son

when a perons pp is so big that it looks like a baby tree

damn son whered you find that.

Tree's son

Tree's son by GiantPPMaster March 16, 2022

burning tree's 

Smoking some weed/herb/Cannabis.

We out here smoking fatties and burning tree's.

burning tree's by JRooster June 27, 2016

Dead tree's revenge 

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

Dead tree's revenge by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

Family Tree's 

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's

Family Tree's by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022

Family Tree's 

When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.

Family Tree's by StankDivkBB July 12, 2022

david's tree 

a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.

bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.

bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr

david's tree by world's most concerned citizen July 11, 2010