The ridiculously large stacks of cash money you make at your job, so much so you that want to carry it all home in cash on a big ole tray to show off to all your peeps and family.
Man, this job at the restaurant sucks...but at least im bringing home those Money trays!! cash
An old white dudes old (and most likely fake) gangstername, he is most likely a dad of to kids and looks like he could hurt a fly but not an actual human.
The dad: Did you know I was in a gang when I was your age, they all called me two trays.
A popular phrase local to the south-western area of Pennslyvania, specifically Pittsburgh, which describes the bosom of plenty a woman possesses. Basically, her tits, and specifically their perkiness and voluptuousness. Used mostly by local men, but in hair salons and local tavern culture 'burgh women have also been known to throw around this phrase.
Damn, look at the snack trays on that hot momma! I wanna grab me a nibble.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.