by Ejaculaxor September 24, 2008
Dirty dozen Sunday is when you and your buddies each lock themselves into a room and beat off 12 times before leaving the room. Common side effects are extreme highs, extreme lows, apathy, excitement, shooting blanks, hatred of women, and of course, extreme chaffing. Most commonly done by frat boys, porn addicts, professors, businessmen, Chinese people and nerds.
Dude 1 to Chick 1: We're organizing a Dirty dozen sunday, you want in?
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.
..Later...
Dude 1 to Chick 1: Sorry, I can't sleep with you for at least 2 weeks, I rubbed my penis raw yesterday.
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.
..Later...
Dude 1 to Chick 1: Sorry, I can't sleep with you for at least 2 weeks, I rubbed my penis raw yesterday.
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.
by Ejaculaxor March 12, 2008
Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece
by Ejaculaxor March 11, 2008
1.according to the governator, the pump is how you feel after lifting lots of weights and your muscle engorge and you feel like the man. feels a lot like cuming, thus making arnold a lucky man.
2. also a famous health food store in manhattan, nyc.
2. also a famous health food store in manhattan, nyc.
by Ejaculaxor March 11, 2008
operation shinebox is a game played with the intent of ditching a nasty scag bitch. originated by d. sanchez, the game involves leaving the bangbus van, or any means of conveyence for that matter, telling the hoe you gotta go get your shinebox, and running like all hell. meanwhile, the used cunt is left in the middle of nowhere. If you haven't done it yet, you are missing out.
Sanchez: "Yo, operation shinebox?"
Dude: Sure. Excuse me, just wait here while i go get my shinebox.
...van peels away, dude runs like hell.
Dude: Sure. Excuse me, just wait here while i go get my shinebox.
...van peels away, dude runs like hell.
by Ejaculaxor April 30, 2008