Definitions by Ejaculaxor

snack trays 

tig ole bigguns

"It's okay to all hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays." - Al Bundy

snack trays by Ejaculaxor January 12, 2009

operation shinebox

operation shinebox is a game played with the intent of ditching a nasty scag bitch. originated by d. sanchez, the game involves leaving the bangbus van, or any means of conveyence for that matter, telling the hoe you gotta go get your shinebox, and running like all hell. meanwhile, the used cunt is left in the middle of nowhere. If you haven't done it yet, you are missing out.

Sanchez: "Yo, operation shinebox?"
Dude: Sure. Excuse me, just wait here while i go get my shinebox.
...van peels away, dude runs like hell.

operation shinebox by Ejaculaxor April 29, 2008

dirty dozen sunday 

Dirty dozen Sunday is when you and your buddies each lock themselves into a room and beat off 12 times before leaving the room. Common side effects are extreme highs, extreme lows, apathy, excitement, shooting blanks, hatred of women, and of course, extreme chaffing. Most commonly done by frat boys, porn addicts, professors, businessmen, Chinese people and nerds.

Dude 1 to Chick 1: We're organizing a Dirty dozen sunday, you want in?
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.

..Later...
Dude 1 to Chick 1: Sorry, I can't sleep with you for at least 2 weeks, I rubbed my penis raw yesterday.
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.

dirty dozen sunday by Ejaculaxor March 12, 2008

the pump 

1.according to the governator, the pump is how you feel after lifting lots of weights and your muscle engorge and you feel like the man. feels a lot like cuming, thus making arnold a lucky man.
2. also a famous health food store in manhattan, nyc.

Man, I love feeling the pump, and I love eating the pump! arnold rules! lets get huge!!!

the pump by Ejaculaxor March 11, 2008

romance 

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece

Young Girl: I want romance.
Young boy (to himself): i better buy this girl a greeting card and fast

romance by Ejaculaxor March 11, 2008