travelbum

A man who travels around the country visiting highway rest stops and performing sex for money to pay for his travels.

Alex was a travelbum before he settled down . No one has ever heard him fart, just a hissing sound.

by T Bunni November 4, 2018

travelbation

Travelbation is an act of escapism and mental self-gratification, achieved by the imagining, investigation, or planning of a trip or trips.

M: Wow! Tickets to Ulaan Baatar are so cheap right now. You know, at this price, I could actually afford to go, then come back via Tuvalu after driving the Silk Road. Look at these beautiful pictures of all of the aforementioned!

E: Enough travelbation, you know you won't have more than a week off at a time for the next four years

by notravelformedicalstudents January 11, 2012

Travelbooty

This is a booty that has traveled all day and needs to be washed.

Funky butt needs to be cleaned.

You have been traveling all day and have travelbooty. You are in need of a shower.

by Ford6969 July 28, 2018

Travelbooty

1. ill-gotten, or otherwise, the items that are brought back from vacation to make others jealous. a.k.a souvenirs

2. Sex while on vacation... again ill-gotten or otherwise

I just got back from spring-break. The travelbooty was great!

by Kirby57 September 4, 2008

travelblogue

A blog you write while on a trip. Just a pointless as normal blogs.

Guy 1: Hey what did you do when you were in Las Vegas?
Guy 2: Read my travelblogue fool!

by SeanyBoy May 18, 2006

travelbok

v. to spend more time en route to a poker tournament than actually playing in that tournament. Named for poker celebrity, and occasional poker player, Joe Sebok and his January 2010 performance in the Bahamas. Coined by Joe Stapleton.

Four hour flight and a four hour layover just to bust an hour in! Travelboked again.

by essay84 January 9, 2010

Travelbeta

A person that refuses to leave their hometown out of fear of the unknown

Beta male : "Why would I get a passport? America is the greatest country on Earth"

Sigma male: "Lol this guy's a travelbeta"

Person 1: "I don't want to go to New York, they're communist! I have everything I need in Wisconsin. What? No I've never been and I don't want to because I can't practice my 2nd amendment rights."

Person 2: "Ok travelbeta."

by ALPHASWOLEMALE69 January 10, 2022