trashstache

A poor excuse for a mustache, generally sported by: military personnel, awkward loser teenagers, trailer trash, rednecks, Mexicans/Latinos, and/or police officers. A trashstache is typically worn by men that lack the balls or coolness to wear a characterful mustache, i.e. handle bar, 70's pornstache, freak-show carnival announcer stache, Hitlerstache, 18th century safaristache.

I saw a poser gothic teenager at the mall today. He was wearing an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt, baggy hot topic pants, had a crew cut, and trashstache.

Military men trying not to look stupid with a high and tight or trying to blend in with society grow trashstaches.

trashstache by Keala K June 21, 2006

trash stache 

when 12 y/o boys start to grow their "mustaches" and think they are cool for not shaving them.

"the 12 y/o think he is the shit for having a trash stache, but when his mom told him to shave it he died on the inside for losing his man hood."

trash stache by ethanissoawesome October 27, 2008

white trash 'stache

The kind of moustache a person of the white trash culture has. See trucks and dirtbikes and hoopie.

Although Kid Rock is hot, he'd have to shave off that gross white trash 'stache to kiss me.

white trash 'stache by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

Rashstache 

When a person(most likely female), attempts to remove unwanted upper-lip facial hair with a lotion or chemical remover(like Nair), and either leaves it on too long, or experiences an allergic reaction.

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rashstache.

Rashstache by 2legit2legit2quit May 10, 2009

trash stache ass 

some have heard of the trash stache. its a trash stache literally on your ass.

sorry man i can't go out tonight, i have to shave my trash stache ass.

trash stache ass by bitch basket fagola January 31, 2010

Trashstalker 

A person who talks trash and stalks you.

My Dad is a trashstalker because he talks trash and stalks my house.

Trashstalker by Paul Merrick September 2, 2022