trash-stash

An overly large mustache usually on a poor, redneck man, or sometimes woman.

If you know any man name 'Billy-Bob' or 'Hill Jack' they will probably have one. Heraldo has one, too.

by David February 19, 2005

trash stash

When a young white trash kid has a mustache that is never shaved but it is extrememly weak and little.

Look at Johns trash stash.

by J-Train September 1, 2008

trashstache

A poor excuse for a mustache, generally sported by: military personnel, awkward loser teenagers, trailer trash, rednecks, Mexicans/Latinos, and/or police officers. A trashstache is typically worn by men that lack the balls or coolness to wear a characterful mustache, i.e. handle bar, 70's pornstache, freak-show carnival announcer stache, Hitlerstache, 18th century safaristache.

I saw a poser gothic teenager at the mall today. He was wearing an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt, baggy hot topic pants, had a crew cut, and trashstache.

Military men trying not to look stupid with a high and tight or trying to blend in with society grow trashstaches.

by Keala K June 21, 2006