trash stache

when 12 y/o boys start to grow their "mustaches" and think they are cool for not shaving them.

"the 12 y/o think he is the shit for having a trash stache, but when his mom told him to shave it he died on the inside for losing his man hood."

by ethanissoawesome October 27, 2008

trash stache ass

some have heard of the trash stache. its a trash stache literally on your ass.

sorry man i can't go out tonight, i have to shave my trash stache ass.

by bitch basket fagola January 31, 2010

white trash 'stache

The kind of moustache a person of the white trash culture has. See trucks and dirtbikes and hoopie.

Although Kid Rock is hot, he'd have to shave off that gross white trash 'stache to kiss me.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

stache trash

When you have such a thick beard/stache that you are able to stuff at least three empty chip bags in there.

Oh my god that guys stache trash is SWEET!

by Big guy 44 November 30, 2016

trashstache

A poor excuse for a mustache, generally sported by: military personnel, awkward loser teenagers, trailer trash, rednecks, Mexicans/Latinos, and/or police officers. A trashstache is typically worn by men that lack the balls or coolness to wear a characterful mustache, i.e. handle bar, 70's pornstache, freak-show carnival announcer stache, Hitlerstache, 18th century safaristache.

I saw a poser gothic teenager at the mall today. He was wearing an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt, baggy hot topic pants, had a crew cut, and trashstache.

Military men trying not to look stupid with a high and tight or trying to blend in with society grow trashstaches.

by Keala K June 21, 2006