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trapsitting 

Watching over the trap house as well as the people who are using the house as a temporary place to stay, typically high off their ass and/ or soliciting themselves out. Due to the trap house owners lack of trust in the "employee" entrusted to watch the door and or trust in the females he is prostituting out.

Trapsitters are always people the owner of the trap trust and respect.
Trapsitting is like Jurassic Park, one has T-rex the other has Crackasaurus Wrecked.

Trapsitting is a lot like babysitting just replace the baby with your typical drug addict.
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Stupid is transiting everything

Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.

Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!

How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????

This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.

If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?

If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.

“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.

This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.

Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.

Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.

You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Astrologer:

You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.

tripsitting 

When a friend asks you to come over and watch them as they experiment with a drug,used mostly when using psychedelic drugs.its like baby sittingbut for someone using drugs.
Aye I can't go to the the movies tonight I'm tripsitting for a buddy for a lil bit of green.
tripsitting by kaybaby101 May 13, 2018

Tapsitting 

The act of obtaining pleasure by means of sitting on a hand tap for a keg.
Screw girls let's go sit on a tap (tapsitting).
I don't want to dance tonight, I just want to go tapsitting.
Tapsitting by Spreading the love January 13, 2009

Tardsitting 

Tardsitting is the unenviable task of communicating with, or at least attempting to, an intellectually challenged person on a blog, thread, wall or discussion board.

It is often described as being akin to 'banging one's head against a wall'
Erin O:"Hey Ivan, I saw your 'battle' with Harriet on the discussion board yesterday.

Ivan:"Fucking frustrating, I don't know why I bother sometimes?"

Erin O:"It's in your nature and tardsitting is your forte"

it is a box used as a sounding box transmitting music from radio stations 

my stereo has got two good souding boxes. they have 100 W. oh, it's doulby stereo too.

tarpitting 

"Slowing down because fuck the customer."
Apple is intentionally tarpitting my iPhone 6s to force me to drop $1k on a fucking phone.
tarpitting by Enwych November 9, 2017
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