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Transverbist 

When you use words that may not identify with the traditional definition of the word.
No, no, when I said “Retarded” I meant that it was void of common sense. I was not talking about someone that is mentally challenged. You see, I’m a Transverbist.
Transverbist by Butters_PD February 11, 2022

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transient juice 

Transient juice is the juice that's excreted from a homeless person. Usually left on tables, chairs and bus seats that they have used.
A transient left his transient juice on the table.
transient juice by Transient August 22, 2016

Transience 

An ESP like sixth sense where one is able to accurately determine if a dirty, lazy, poorly dressed individual is either a hipster or a transient.
Through "transience," Laura was able to determine that the disheveled gentleman in line at the coffee shop was in fact just a hipster, not a transient.
Transience by Robert Sacamano November 6, 2013

reverse transvestite 

A woman that dresses garishly and applies so much make up that she resembles a Transvestite.
Orange seems to be the colour of choice in the reverse transvestite community this season.

Transvegan

A person or intelligent being who feels like a vegan, associates as a vegan, behaves and talks like a vegan, but is trapped in the body of a carnivore and cannot help but eat meat

- denoting or relating to a person whose sense of personal identity does not correspond with their eating habits.
Dave "why are you eating that steak Jim? I thought you were vegan"

Jim " I'm transvegan dave. I can't help myself. Don't judge me"
Transvegan by Orc0fdeath July 12, 2017