Transience

An ESP like sixth sense where one is able to accurately determine if a dirty, lazy, poorly dressed individual is either a hipster or a transient.

Through "transience," Laura was able to determine that the disheveled gentleman in line at the coffee shop was in fact just a hipster, not a transient.

by Robert Sacamano November 6, 2013

transient juice

Transient juice is the juice that's excreted from a homeless person. Usually left on tables, chairs and bus seats that they have used.

A transient left his transient juice on the table.

by Transient August 22, 2016

transancestral

A person who embraces another culture or country other than they're parental heritage as they're own. They adopt the music, lifestyle , culture and language as they're own, and identify with that particular culture or country.

As a transancestral , I don't identify with my parents heritage to me I feel that I belong to a different culture.

by Snake Master July 12, 2016

Transgender Derangement Syndrome

Transgender Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a phenomenon which typically occurs in the minds of those who dislike the existence of those who are transgender. In essence, it is when the subject of transgender people and transgender Culture War politics are brought up despite it having no relevance to the conversation at hand.

This can be most likely attributed to the sufferer's constant paranoia and delusions about a monolithic "Big Trans" entity. Where, similar to many cases of schitzophrenia, they believe that not stopping this entity would mean the destruction of the world and humanity as a whole.

Alice: "Hey, my friend Jake just beat me in an arm wrestle. How can I get back at him?"
Bob: "You can try to lift weights, but ultimately, biologically, men will always be stronger than women. This is why these damn biological males and transgender women should not be allowed in sports and in women's spaces!!"
Alice: "Wow..I never even mentioned trans people though? Are you suffering from Transgender Derangement Syndrome?"

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX December 14, 2022

transgendered

The grammatically incorrect way of saying transgender

Person 1: Are you transgendered?
Person 2: You mean transgender?
Person 1: ...Wait, THAT’S how you say it? Oh.

by nlolhere July 14, 2020

Transcendental Comedic Event

A funny moment that you share with a friend even though that friend is no where in the vicinity, nor a witness to the object of comedy. You just know they would laugh.

Erick experienced a transcendental comedic event when stumbling upon the midget goat rape at the world's fair. Erick's wife just rolled her eyes, but that's ok, because he knew his friend Josh would find it hilarious.

by Cougar Opaque February 24, 2011

transgendered

a word that doesn't exist, that is 9 times out of 10 used by a conservative who doesn't realize that transgender is already an adjective, although sometimes used by allies who don't know the terminology either

person 1: oh you're transgendered?
person 2: transgendered isn't a word, but yes I'm trans

by creepereaperXD October 24, 2019