transportion

transfering portions of food to someone else's plate

Look at how much food Connie has on her plate now all thanks to transportion!

transportion by somerandompeople June 20, 2006

Transportation Security Administration

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals

Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

Transportation Security Administration by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013

chariot transportation 

To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.

"CHARIOT" -K
chariot comes running out of the misty locker room picks up K and runs to pe.
This is chariot transportation

chariot transportation by chariotthreebff September 29, 2011

Immaculate Transportation 

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.

I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!

Immaculate Transportation by Vern Swanson February 4, 2014

Transportation Narcolepsy

The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.

Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.

Transportation Narcolepsy by scooterams July 29, 2008

proletariat transportation

in all North American cities and towns ( except Montreal, Toronto, Boston, NYC and San Francisco- suburbs not included), an offensive term for the public transit (bus, metro, tram, etc.) system

The reason the 5 cities mentioned above are excluded from the definition of proletariat transportation is because they have a well developed, in North American standards, public transit system.

proletariat transportation by Uncle Dimma February 21, 2015

Transportainment 

Buying a car, motorcycle or similar vehicle because you hope it will be more fun than your usual daily driver.

That 1962 Alfa Romeo is good for transportainment, but not so great for getting to work in the snow.

Transportainment by Rusharoundandaround July 9, 2018