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Bong Hit Transplant 

Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.
Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.

Transplanto 

Non-native Texans moving into the greater Austin area by the boatloads.
Frank just had two batches of Transplantos straight out of the San Jose, California area move into his quiet cul de sac.
Transplanto by Dickedup August 20, 2010

personality transplant 

personality transplant:

- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality
Ex.1

Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.

Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.

Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.
personality transplant by GlennyJ December 10, 2013

fart transplant 

Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas.
I performed a fart transplant on my wife in bed last night
and she didn't think it was very funny.
fart transplant by Rick M July 22, 2006

Transplants 

Someone not originally from an area.
The Okies who moved to California in the 1930s were transplants. Their kids that were born in California were first generation Californians.

The family from Ohio were transplants to Florida. Their kids were born in Ohio, so their kids were transplants to Florida.

The guy/girl was from a town 30 minutes away from where he/she lived, so he/she was a transplant to the town, but not to the state.
Transplants by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020

transplant 

(n.) any non-native ending up in another market yet roots for original home teams from established sense of transplant.
Bob is a Tampa transplant, he still roots for the Devil Rays.
transplant by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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