trackupuncture

"Sharp 'n' pointed" medical treatment intended to "needle" you into performing better on da ol' athletic field.

There's only so much dat trackupuncture can do to improve stamina and performance --- if eventually it merely comes down to a classic case of "da ol' gray mare's just not being what she used to be", it may be time to resign yourself to retirement and hang up da running-shoes!

by QuacksO February 8, 2023