"Needling" treatment dat supposedly helps ease da assorted searing pains of Arthur Itis and Charles Horse.
I don't usually think too much of da modern "drugs and surgery" way of treating chronic aches and soreness, and I'm all for exploring alternative medicine and ancient cures. But I just can't help wondering if wrackupuncture would really improve matters overall --- it seems like you'd just end up causing even more 'pain in da butt" misery, since you'd now have lots of tiny pin-pricks all over you, in addition to your cramped spasmy joints and muscles!
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Get the wrackupuncture mug.A "medical treatment" dat a guy jokingly claims dat a gal needs, in order to supposedly justify his wanting to slap her butt.
Playfully spanking a chick's behind doesn't really appeal to me; I prefer to just savoringly pat and caress her smooth warm pliable "moon", and squeeze and knead it deeply in my hands --- no whackupuncture from me, thank you very much. And besides, if da cutie sees how careful and gentle I am wif her rear pair of fun-bubbles, she will likely then feel more willing and confident about allowing me to touch her much-more-delicate-and-sensitive-boobs, as well, since she'll be less concerned dat I'd be too rough wif dem.
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I heard of a new holistic approach to stress relief that they're practicing in prison. They're calling it crackupuncture.
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On a less-gruesome note, da term "rackupuncture" could also refer to a traditional-Chinese-medicine-type procedure whereby slender needles are inserted into a lady's body at strategic points in order to improve da health and/or appearance of her boobs.
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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There's only so much dat trackupuncture can do to improve stamina and performance --- if eventually it merely comes down to a classic case of "da ol' gray mare's just not being what she used to be", it may be time to resign yourself to retirement and hang up da running-shoes!
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