Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.

I fertilized Mary's totality egg and she gave birth to a shadow baby

Totality egg by lambtron August 22, 2017

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towtality

Da entire ordeal of a wrecker-dispatch.

There was indeed a major traffic jam downtown due to a stalled vehicle's needing to be hauled off to da service-station for repair, but given da towtality of da circumstances, most of da folks present didn't seem to feel like there'd been much else dat could reasonably have been done.

towtality by QuacksO May 12, 2022

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Totality Flipping

To ingest LSD, MDMA, Ketamine, DMT, cannabis, and nitrous oxide

Bro, Cinny and I were totality flipping and we figured it all out.

Totality Flipping by Peter Zah November 12, 2022

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toetality

An overall look at someone's lower-extremities-related behavior to determine if he has a foot-fetish.

Seeing as how da luscious-fleshed bathing beauties all end up having super-burnished soles and heels --- and are all feeling drowsily contented from having had their cute tootsies savoringly kneaded and rubbed for extended periods --- by da time dat a certain dude eventually proceeds from one end of da beach to da other, I'd say dat it's a safe bet --- given da toetality of da evidence --- dat said impromptu volunteer masseuse has a MAJOR foot-fetish!

toetality by QuacksO January 28, 2024

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