townville

population: 306 people and decreasing every year. townville is not a town or a village. it is a borough in rural pennsylvania. It is overpopulated by dairy farms, deer, and elderly people. townville is still a great place to live. four wheelers, beer pong, hunting, camo, tractors, and cow tipping are the only forms of entertainment of townville. Hosts "Townville Old Home Days" every year, donated to the only real thing townville has..a fire department and ambulance service.

I was headed to Townville the other day to buy a new dairy cow.

townville by countrygirl2583 January 9, 2011

Tonsilless hockey 

When one or both of people had their tonsils removed and they are French kissing (kissing with tongues). It's like tonsil hockey except there's no tonsils.

Fernando (without tonsils): Let's make out!

Cassandra (with tonsils): OK!

*proceeds to tongue kiss and play tonsilless hockey.

Tonsilless hockey by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023

Townsville dangler 

dried mucus found hanging from the nostril.

Jesus mate, tidy up that Townsville dangler will ya.

Townsville dangler by acoustinaut January 20, 2009

Thornville, Ohio 

Also known to some as Cornville. Home to hillbillys, farmers, alcoholics and some of the nicest people on the planet. A place where everyone knows everyone.

Thornville, Ohio is sorta like Mayberry from the Andy Griffith's show.. =)

Thornville, Ohio by rebelyell June 12, 2008

calvary christian college townsville 

many homosexuals in a homophobic school 😍 most kids are stuck up barbies or bogans along with the alt kids and kids with zero style what so ever. the religion gets forced down everyone’s throats to the point of hatred towards every staff member.

calvary christian college townsville is fucking dumb ☺️☺️

calvary christian college townsville by christian69420 March 12, 2021

tonsillectomy 

probably the suckiest surgery to ever have as a 19 year old... the ice cream must only be worth it under the age of 7... it is the removal of your tonsils.

"Why can't you eat this steak?"

"I had a tonsillectomy, I have to be on a liquid diet... I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS!"

tonsillectomy by Lindy Lou June 29, 2008

Townsville 

Where the Powerpuff girls live. Also a regional city on the coast of Queensland, Austrlalia.
There is very little that is interesting to do in townsville. Most people entertain themselves by A. Drinking, B. Drinking, C. Shouting. Just outside of Townsville there is "Magnetic" Island, which contrary to popular belief, is actually not magnetic. Common pastimes on Magnetic Island (Or "Maggie", if you lack basic self-respect) are smoking pot and listening to dull folk music.

The vast majority of people in townsville are Bogans, Emos, or if you go to Ignatius Park College, Homosexuals.

Normal person: "Hey, have you ever been overseas?"
Person from Townsville: "Well, I've been to Magnetic Island..."

Townsville by Zerotrousers April 11, 2011