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Nimp

The act of linking an unsuspecting internet user to a domain ending in .on.nimp.org, which causes temporary ruination of their browser, and if they use IE, can often cause their computer to crash, while being frozen on gay porn.

You can link someone to nimp.org easily, because you can change the domain-name to make it less suspecting, or even pretend it's another website, such as:
www.youtube.on.nimp.org/watch?v=PfwY7ooTB7Q
Random furry: Lol! That fox was so kawaiiiiiii!
Sweaty faced teen: Ooh, I like furries, too. Check this site out :) www.furkingdom.on.nimp.org

Random furry has disconnected.

Sweaty faced teen: I am a l33t haxx0r.
by Zerotrousers September 20, 2009
mugGet the Nimpmug.

Cinemasochist

A person who insists on seeing boring arty films in order to look cultured and intelligent. Is willing to endure hours of painstaking boredom in order to keep up this image.
Cinemasochist: "I just finished watching the original 'Manchurian Candidate' for the third time"

Normal person: "Dude, you're such a cinemasochist."
by Zerotrousers May 23, 2011
mugGet the Cinemasochistmug.

Spymace

A large, blunt, metallic object, usually used to dispose of Spies.

Not to be confused with Myspace.
Spy: I never really was on your side...

*Thunk*

Person: Thanks, Spymace!
by Zerotrousers December 11, 2009
mugGet the Spymacemug.

Rap

Contrary to the belief of thousands of narrow minded teenagers, Rap is a legitimate form of music. Like any other genre of music, it can be both good or bad.

Rap is not always about drugs/sex/violence. That's mainly Gangsta rap. Saying Gangsta rap is representative of Hip hop in general is like saying that Death metal is representative of Rock.

So all in all, don't go saying stupid shit like "Retards Attempting Poetry" or "Rap is just missing a C". It's just fucking stupid. Go listen to some decent Hip-hop, Outkast being one example, before you make up your mind.
I listen to rap. I also listen to Rock, Grunge, Metal, Funk, Punk, Techno, Trip-hop, Reggae, Jazz, Electronica, and much more. Taste in music doesn't have to be exclusive.
by Zerotrousers April 11, 2011
mugGet the Rapmug.

Vagina

The natural habitat for centipedes.
"Eww, I have centipede in my vagina"

"and?"
by Zerotrousers July 31, 2009
mugGet the Vaginamug.

Jesus

Contrary to popular belief, Jesus Christ was actually a mischevious badger...
by Zerotrousers April 13, 2011
mugGet the Jesusmug.

Boxxy

An unbelievably annoying yet strangely mesmerising cam-girl that has the wierd ability to bring YOUR FUCKING INTERNET TO IT'S FUCKING KNEES.

Boxxy caused so much chaos in early 2009 that 4chan got temporarily shut down, along with the rest of the internet.

Her brief internet life was brought to an end when a group called CBCR (Center for Boxxy Control and Restriction) found her personal details and "accidentally" leaked it all over the web. They then deleted all her videos and replaced them with a blood red warning message saying "Never post another video again"
Anonymous: "YOUZ TROLLIN'"
Boxxy: "I IZ NOT TROLLIN' I am Boxxy you see! :D"
by Zerotrousers June 16, 2009
mugGet the Boxxymug.

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