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Food for your mind; Heroin for your ears; Orgasm for your soul.

Everyone in the world, regardless of race, religion, political views, age, sex, or nationality, can listen to and enjoy music. We may lead extrordinarily different lives, but one thing we all have in common is the ability to appreciate music.

Whether it be Jazz, Punk, Metal, Funk, Romantic, Baroque, Grunge, Classic Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B, Folk, Country, Techno, Soul, Disco, Blues, Rap, Pop, House, Drum 'n' bass, Electronica, Progressive Rock, Post-rock, Reggae, Ska, Math-rock, Ambient, Classical, Rock 'n' roll, Modern Classical, Bubblegum, Screamo, Deathcore, Swing, Bebop, Fusion, Mash-up, Emo, Stoner Metal, J-pop, or even Lady Gaga, it's all music.

While most other things in the world is neccesary for us to be able to function properly as a society (Cars, computers, guns, clothes, houses), music is the very substance that we live for.
Music is what makes us human.
by Zerotrousers June 30, 2010
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Contrary to the belief of thousands of narrow minded teenagers, Rap is a legitimate form of music. Like any other genre of music, it can be both good or bad.

Rap is not always about drugs/sex/violence. That's mainly Gangsta rap. Saying Gangsta rap is representative of Hip hop in general is like saying that Death metal is representative of Rock.

So all in all, don't go saying stupid shit like "Retards Attempting Poetry" or "Rap is just missing a C". It's just fucking stupid. Go listen to some decent Hip-hop, Outkast being one example, before you make up your mind.
I listen to rap. I also listen to Rock, Grunge, Metal, Funk, Punk, Techno, Trip-hop, Reggae, Jazz, Electronica, and much more. Taste in music doesn't have to be exclusive.
by Zerotrousers March 25, 2011
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A person of the male variety that has no personality of his own, and makes up for it by giving a girl compliments until she, hopefully, at some point in the distant future, may give him a disinterested hand-job while watching Grey's Anatomy.

Not to be confused with a Genuine Guy, the nice guy may give off the appearance of understanding, so that a mentally unstable girl (Probably with an eating disorder or depression) feels like she can trust in him. He sometimes likes to pretend that he has a deep and meaningful side to him in order to get a girl to feel sympathy for him.

Note: On many occasions, a nice guy may seem like he's trying to do what's best for the Girl. This is false. When a nice guy says "You shouldn't be dating X, he's not any good for you", what he is not trying to get you to make the right choice. He's trying to get in your pants, and he's using the lowest possible way of doing so: Deception.

The main difference between normal guys and nice guys is that a normal guy will say what he thinks, whereas a nice guy will say whatever will make a girl the happiest.

In short: If you're a girl, avoid them like the plague.

If you ARE a nice guy, harden the fuck up and form a personality of your own.
When a guy likes a girl:

Normal guy: "Hey, want to go out on a date?"

Nice guy: "I love you, I'll only ever be happy if you're with me, so if you don't go out with me I'll kill myself!"

(Note: Some guy actually used that last line on my girlfriend. What's even more depressing is that she fell for it)
by Zerotrousers March 14, 2011
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The act of linking an unsuspecting internet user to a domain ending in .on.nimp.org, which causes temporary ruination of their browser, and if they use IE, can often cause their computer to crash, while being frozen on gay porn.

You can link someone to nimp.org easily, because you can change the domain-name to make it less suspecting, or even pretend it's another website, such as:
Random furry: Lol! That fox was so kawaiiiiiii!
Sweaty faced teen: Ooh, I like furries, too. Check this site out :) www.furkingdom.on.nimp.org

Random furry has disconnected.

Sweaty faced teen: I am a l33t haxx0r.
by Zerotrousers September 20, 2009
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The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.
Planking: What Australians do when we aren't hunting crocodiles or beating you at sport.
by Zerotrousers May 12, 2011
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The only rational position to take in relation to the existence of god. Most (but not all) agnostics are leaning towards atheist, meaning they highly doubt that there is a god, but aren't dogmatic enough to rule it out entirely. Some are theists who accept a certain level of doubt for their beliefs, for the sake of being logical.
Theism: "I know for certain that god exists"

Atheism: "I know for certain that there are no gods"

Agnosticism: "I only know that I don't know"
by Zerotrousers July 31, 2010
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A person who insists on seeing boring arty films in order to look cultured and intelligent. Is willing to endure hours of painstaking boredom in order to keep up this image.
Cinemasochist: "I just finished watching the original 'Manchurian Candidate' for the third time"

Normal person: "Dude, you're such a cinemasochist."
by Zerotrousers May 1, 2011
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