towel power 

During the time of hockey playoffs where towels are waved by fans. First started by the great Canucks and will always be done best by the Vancouver Canucks fans.

Every other team in the NHL had to copy their greatness.

Look at those amazing Vancouver fans doing their towel power proudly.

towel power by nucks May 5, 2011

Twin Tower Power 

A very sacred ritual, performed by Arabian suicide bombers that has been around since September 11th 2001. This is when you are accidentally boning a baddie whiles she screams to Allah in the back of a Benz. When your cock accidentally slips out of the pussy, causing it to curve into the Portuguese chocolate crack of the ass, also known as the two towers. Simultaneously, she screams Allah Akbar to indicate that the ritual has been completed. Also I hate niggas.

"Yo this bitch was screaming Allah Akbar when I gave her the Twin Tower Power last night, my NIGGA."
"Mrs. Bowen is looking at me like she wants me to give her some Twin Tower Power ,my NIGGA!"
"Mark Gallagher said 'good girl,' wanting to insert some Twin Tower Power onto some underage females, my NIGGA!"
"Bubby's big delicious Longaniza rested on my skin. Bless Allah I am about to receive some Twin Tower Power, from an actual NIGGA. Oh I almost forgot, my NIGGA!"
"Oscar Rodriguez performed a Twin Tower Power while singing the Friday song. Ummm, he was fucking an underage 7th grader. Also, my NIGGA!"

Twin Tower Power by Cumlicker9000 February 12, 2023

Tower Power Hour 

Tower Power Hour is what parents do instead of caring for their kids. A collection of sex jokes and violence, Tower Power Hour is where degenerate fathers go to make Holocaust, 9/11, and Racist Jokes. SAD!

Reed Russell: "Where did dad go?"
Clint Coverdale: "He went to Tower Power Hour."

Tower Power Hour by Ofer Nave August 24, 2022

Leaning tower of power 

A phrase/slang that refers to Chryslers famously reliable inline-6 engines (170-198-225)

Mike: Hey Bobby, what do you have under the hood in your new 69' Plymouth Fury

Bobby: its got a Leaning tower of power

Mike: why not a V8?

Bobby: I wanted something reliable and easy with gas

Mike: you could've just bought a new car then

Bobby: i would never buy a new car, classics are much more simple and good looking imo

Leaning tower of power by diplomatic10 August 25, 2023

Tower of Power 

It´s a S&M device that they sell at a store in Los Angeles. It´s a stool... small stool, You know to sit on. That has this spindle that comes up, that´s sticks up Your asshole and it has straps on the legs of the stool where You supposed to put a persons ankle into the straps on the edge of the stool. And they actually sell this thing there and it´s called the Tower of Power. -- Frank Zappa

"I can take about an hour on the tower of power, As long as I get my little golden shower" -- Bobby Brown Goes Down by Frank Zappa

Tower of Power by cooper_arg April 11, 2020

power tower

When two men get some slut from both ends using her like a pair of chinese fingercuffs. Can be done standing or on all fours.

Chet and Wampnar put Kayla in the power tower ending in great fun.

power tower by bob April 5, 2004

Tower of Power 

A sex position where one midget stands on another's shoulders, the one on top making out with a tall person and the one on bottom giving fellatio.

"Dang! I got two midgets last night and stacked em! Total tower of power in the bedroom!"

Tower of Power by Mike Dj December 5, 2016