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tow boat 

When someone is blowing you in a pool and you are walking backwards "towing" them around the shallow end with your knob while making motorboat noises. A variation would be the steamboat, this would be done in a hot tub instead.
I am banned from the public swimming pool for life after doing the tow boat in front of all of those families with that lifeguard last month.
tow boat by Special needs student November 28, 2010
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The Tow-Boat Method 

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.

boat tow 

A boat tow is when a man tightly grasps a woman's labia while in a body of water (bath tub, pool,etc) and pulls upon it until the woman howls like the horn on a boat.
This bath is really boring.. I'd love for my man to give me a pirate like boat tow!
boat tow by SSButtStuff August 13, 2015

that’ll tow the boat 

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.
Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.
A self-propelled vessel which moves other, usually non-self-propelled vessels. May be in the form of a pushboat, a square- or flat-bow boat designed to rigidly connect to a barge or barges for the purpose of pushing it or them along a waterway. Not quite the same as a tugboat, which usually assists ships.
There's a towboat pushing 25 barges up the Mississippi River.
towboat by Wandelndes Lexikon January 5, 2005

Banana Towboat

Commonly used in the river industry, the Banana Towboat consists of penetrating a woman that you hate from behind, giving her a cream pie, shoving a banana in her ass and throwing her off of a barge.
"Man, that chick is really hot, but she's such a bitch."

"Yah, I'd like to give her a Banana Towboat."
Banana Towboat by FB Update Update August 19, 2011
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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