tow-rope
tow-rope by Mars Rover4 November 30, 2004
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tow-rope • the tow-rope • Swinging the tow-rope • tow • tow truck • tow head • tow pig • tow back • Tow Hoe • tow mater
Swinging the tow-rope
A nautical term usually describing a sailor aboard a disabled yacht looking for assistance from a passing vessel. Exposing your penis in the hope that a complete stranger will provide you with a charity wank or hand-shandy.
Q: Is that Beasley on the foredeck swinging the tow-rope?
A: Put the binoculars down, Brenda..don't encourage him
A: Put the binoculars down, Brenda..don't encourage him
Swinging the tow-rope by Dave the ex May 23, 2018
the tow-rope
The placing of an eel with head first into ass or vagina. Then while clenching the eel into place drive around on a hover board while a second person holds the tale while standing on a second hover board.
the tow-rope by Fix-Ali September 17, 2018
Towrope
Dave:Hey, did you score with that bitch?
Jon: Fuck no man, dirty bitch! I put my hand down her knickers and she had a towrope hanging! Fuck that!
Jon: Fuck no man, dirty bitch! I put my hand down her knickers and she had a towrope hanging! Fuck that!
Towrope by Graham Wallace October 23, 2007
towrope
Being the bitch in the relationship, like having to tow another mans glider up with your toy plane so he can have all the enjoyment.
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