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toughling 

The opposite of weakling.

A strong and resilient person despite their appearance and attitude.
M: All you did was a day of decorating - you're such a weakling!
D: Actually I painted seven doors, skirting, all the wood, the floor and the wall. I AM TOUGHLING

M: He is so small and weak, look at him.
J: Actually he is a black belt karate champ
M: Wow, what a toughling.
toughling by MikeRITE April 5, 2013
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Touchling 

The act of being all playfully with one's sister.
"Don't even fib yourself, you're always touchling each other acting all playfully and stuff."
Touchling by Whikra June 3, 2017

Touching tips 

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."
Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016

Traffic Touching 

A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.
"Oh dude, we'll totally do some traffic touching after work."
Traffic Touching by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015
Teen or pre-teen gangster "wannabees", typically found in suburban malls instead of truly dangerous neighborhoods. Products of too much MTV2 and too little common sense.
With any luck, most of them will trip down a flight of stairs on their baggy pants and break their necks instead of further infecting society by reproducing.
Tell the manager of The Gap that a herd of thuglings just left the food court and are headed her way!
thugling by CrazyFingers January 26, 2005

touching fish

A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which

high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.
- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.
touching fish by Shizibizan January 19, 2021

Homo Thuglings 

A group of young homosexual thugs. One must watch out, for they are extremely dangerous. Not only do you have to worry about getting a beat down, but also getting fucked while down.

Early warning signs of homo thuglings approaching you include:
Baggy gangster clothes and du-rags, combined with holding hands with other members, and giggling. Kissing is also a give away.

If you spot them before they spot you, hide in an alley, or a bush, or use a Houdini hider.

Stay safe!
The following sentence is being recited in this almost victim's head.

Dude: Oh shit! 10 homo thuglings coming my way, shit did they see me?
pheww they didn't...good, I'll use the Houdini hider, just in time!!
Homo Thuglings by snipedogg June 2, 2010