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Touch My Head again, I dare You 

Touch My Head again, I dare You
Touch My Head again, I dare You

Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.
Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.

im gonna touch an guitar in your head

Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok

Touch of the Penis Head 

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.
Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”

touchhead 

A derogatory term for the Grateful Dead fans who starting liking the band after their only hit single, "Touch of Grey"
That asshole Tom is not a true deadhead, he is a touchhead.
touchhead by chozmiecrack July 24, 2007

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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