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Totten

It's too bad about Marcellus. You never totten out of a tetanus shot.
by Floyd Catherwood January 22, 2011
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That man is such a totten
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That man is such a Totten
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Hot Totten

A Hot Totten is a rural, male gender equivalent of a "hot mess" (though hot mess began gender neutral; in Sydney and New Zealand it has adopted a female association). The etymology of "totten" is still unknown but is likely a surname substituted due to its rhyming nature.

In definition a Hot Mess is remaining attractive despite being disorganized or disheveled. Often a Hot Totten is used to describe a person that is successful without have any real or documented skill.
"Jim just bought a new camaro," remarked Steve.
"He's a hot totten ain't he? His Da is the one who got him that job," Bill replied.
by Apokoala February 8, 2018
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Tottenham shopping spree

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.
Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.
by donwanakno August 15, 2011
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toptensexygamersofalltime

You use this word to destroy someone in an argument.
Person 1:AHHHhh!h!h!h!
Person 2:toptensexygamersofalltime
by daddybunkins December 6, 2021
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Tosten

A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers
He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?
by p3orion December 27, 2013
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