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Totten

It's too bad about Marcellus. You never totten out of a tetanus shot.
by Floyd Catherwood January 22, 2011
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Hot Totten

A Hot Totten is a rural, male gender equivalent of a "hot mess" (though hot mess began gender neutral; in Sydney and New Zealand it has adopted a female association). The etymology of "totten" is still unknown but is likely a surname substituted due to its rhyming nature.

In definition a Hot Mess is remaining attractive despite being disorganized or disheveled. Often a Hot Totten is used to describe a person that is successful without have any real or documented skill.
"Jim just bought a new camaro," remarked Steve.
"He's a hot totten ain't he? His Da is the one who got him that job," Bill replied.
by Apokoala February 8, 2018
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tottened

Getting so wasted on a night out that you wake the whole block up when your disastrous cooking attempts set the smoke alarms off
Student 1: how was your night?
Student 2: man it was bad, I got tottened!
by Immunocompromised May 5, 2015
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Totten

That man is such a Totten
by Iloveginnypigs May 23, 2020
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Totten

That man is such a totten
by Iloveginnypigs May 23, 2020
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