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totski hello

something you shouldn't look up on the urban dictionary
so the first victim has arrived...! i warn you boy, take another step into my dojo i'm going to have to show you what it means to experience the totski hello...don't look it up on urban dictionary
totski hello by lordsama_kun May 19, 2018

topsail steamer 

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.
Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river
topsail steamer by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018

totseism 

A word, phrase or action that originated on Totse.com
Three examples of totseisms are:
SCREEEAW!!!
Murder/suicide.
Huff Raid.
totseism by RabD July 26, 2006
An amazingly awesome person with a very quick temper. Extremely enjoyable person to be around especially when in a good mood.
Totski is legit...but she's got an attitude.
totski by MightyMouse2627 September 23, 2016

Tetsaiga 

The Tetsiaga is Inuyasha's weapon in the hit anime and manga Inuyasha. It has several abilities: Wind Scar, Red Tetsiaga,Backlash Wave,and Adamant Barrage. it also manages to suppress Inuyasha's demonic blood.
"Inuyasha, use your Tetsaiga!" "WIND SCAR"!
Tetsaiga by James Blalock December 26, 2007

Totstitute 

When parents allow their kids to dress like prostitutes and may even encourage it for attention or exploitation
“Omg belly shirts in 6th grade? Another totstitute is walking around”
“Posting YouTube videos of your totstitutes should be illegal”
“Wow booty shorts in SC, endless totstitutes , it’s an epidemic”
Totstitute by Coleyrae March 21, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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