Totey

A person without a soul.
They hate the world and all in it. They require help to love.
They eat cacti and do not enjoy walks.
They NEED to be segregated.

She's heartless. She must be a Totey.

by Carli 1254 March 30, 2011

totey

stinky but highly sexy

"Ecuse me Miss,....I couldn't help but notice yo' feets. Yo sure do got some totey feets."

by Ritzle Piliwig September 23, 2003

Wee Totey

Very small & delicate

Mia is all small, she is "teh wee totey"

by -Haed- October 02, 2007

crotey totey

Surfer lingo, indicating a state of balance and benevolence in the current state of things. Often spoken regarding the state of waves and weather, but can be used in most scenarios.

"Dude, how's it hanging?"
"Chahaww, man, it's all crotey totey!"

by Jiggybiggle January 25, 2019

Totey McGote

The act of giving a blowjob while standing on your head, while your partner poops on your big toe.

OMG, Stacy just gave Collie a Totey McGote. She must be pretty flexible.

by Dasssss Booooooooot November 29, 2013