an older, balding man found in bars trying to pick up on young women while wearing flip flops and socks with large holes in each of them to expose his toes, possibly as a reference for how small his penis is.
dammit toesies dont touch me there. and get out of the band youre fucking up our song.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"