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totes awk 

Short for "totally awkward." Coined first by people at Emerson College too lazy to say the whole words, and those who were trying to be edgy by making up new words/phrases. Often accompanied by sign language movements meaning "totally awkward."
I just ran into that guy I had hooked up with last week. It was totes awk.
totes awk by Z. Du Bois July 14, 2008
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Totes Awk Sitch 

Totally Awkard Situation.

First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.
Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.

Zoe- I knooooow.

Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!
Totes Awk Sitch by Joelywh May 14, 2007

Totes Def Awk 

The abbreviation for Totally Definitely Awkward.
Bro 1: Do you see that girl over there?

Bro 2: Yeah, you can tell she's totes def awk.
Totes Def Awk by IAmBatmanYo June 17, 2012

totes awks 

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.
totes awks by Tanny_G April 26, 2011
totally akward; akward in an extreme sense
When Ms. B flipped on CJ it was tots awk
Ms. Dowty is tots awk in general
tots awk by Kate Mahorney November 28, 2007

Totes awky momo 

To describe when a totally awkward moment happens.
It was a totes awky momo when no one knew what Evelyn was talking about!
Totes awky momo by Lilgill October 28, 2015

totes awkies 

an appreviated version of the phrase "totally awkward", and is also known as "totes AWKS".
totes awkies is most commonly used be hipsters and indies.
Girl 1: how was the party?
Girl 2: uh it was totes awkies cause jess caught me and her boyfriend making out.
totes awkies by lawlawkies June 14, 2011
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